I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
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I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
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He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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