brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
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There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
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day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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