my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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