So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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