So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
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there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
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Brb crying the tears of my youth
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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