so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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