chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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