he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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