just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
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I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
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ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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