You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Randomize
