school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
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The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
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Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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