marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
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then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
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I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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