she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
She's like a pop up book from hell.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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