To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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is this the sara with the beer cane?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
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Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
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