her vagine was all disorganized.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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