I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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