party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
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I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
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Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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