what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
this boner is exhausting
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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