someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
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So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
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Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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