oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
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Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
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He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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