That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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