I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
