I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
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So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
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It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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