i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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