Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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