It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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