you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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