we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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