margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
even my farts smell like vagina
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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