Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
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He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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