I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Randomize
