There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
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We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
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I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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