if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
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Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I had to cum in my sink.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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