PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
BRING THE BAGELS
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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