I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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