I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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