what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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