i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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