Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
4 words: hood of his car
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Randomize
