He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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