Reggie can tackle my bush.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
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A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
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I need to sanitize my soul.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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