do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I am one with the molecules
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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