Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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