it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
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I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
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apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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