dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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