Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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