The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week š
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
And he claims I gave him āfuck meā eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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