we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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