Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
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If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Boobs are out for the taking
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Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize