therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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