Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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