You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
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thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
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Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
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