no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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