Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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