it wasn't lemon gatorade
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
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just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
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We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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